screaming into the void

i love looking at my blog tbh. the colors. the pixel art. good vibes only (if you ignore all the text)

real kelseyheads know about kelsey2 dot bearblog dot dev, all you other bitches are fake ass poseurs

i'm farting for world peace btw

idk who needs to hear this (yes i do) but please leave me the fuck alone!!!!!!! >:O

forgot was i was doing

unretouched beauty

it's time to face your farts

letting go of all contraction

i was up late night ballin'...

and what better way to say i love you than with the gift of a spatula

people pleasers are covert narcissists

it’s okay to suffer in silence, actually. it’s less embarrassing that way. whoever told you otherwise wants to use that information against you…

i love my life starting in april

🎬kittens nap time

it’s showoff stomach tat springtime

i don't remember why i saved this

imagine still cyberstalking people in your 70s

if you say “spiders sanrio” at the exact moment of your death, your corpse is transported to the state of california

you lack a set of spinerettes and you lack know how

can't say things like "pregnant chad" anymore cuz of woke

(me to me, on my make_discoverable:false microposts) how do you get more engagement on here?

marty rantzen fucks!!

🎵action news theme

🔗be wary of bluesky

🎵

james cameron is a leo

🤭 how i laugh when i have coffee breath

omg

“it is what it is”

finally left r/davidlynch lol

farting up a storm. deal with it 🖕

observing

no offense but if yre not falling asleep to how its made every night at 9pmm i dont care to knoww u

they call it sobriety because it’s so sobbity (i’m depressed lol)

it appears that i’m stuck on (parentheses) now

posting about how i excel at everything and am beloved by the general public (normal behavior for ppl in my position)

(noticing that the gen xers are awake) it’s goign to be mo n feb 2 forever. bill murray

new favorite bear blog feature (disabling analytics)

anyway i bit the bullet and paid one whole dollar for the 3-month mubi promotion. starting a movie at 10pm tn bc fuck it i’m young underemployed 🤡

love checking up on [redacted] and confirming that yes they still want to wear my skin 😬

fillng my cup with ✨blogging✨

rly into product reviews wherein people bust out the measuring tape—there’s something charming about the juxtaposition between the clinical technical research & smiling cute thing

(staring into the void) yaaaasss queen give us nothing 🪩

the shocking truth about microwaves

oneohtrix point never 🤝 tangerine dream

i love my buoyfriend :o)

i’m an imposter of being a dumbass actually,,

quitting everything at the same time

a friend to all is a friend to none etc

like old times but weirder and not really

turns out sun’s out buns out

turns out that “turns out” is the new phrase i’m stuck on

turns out you don’t have to escalate things or run towards confrontation after all

"leaving" dead group chats on gmail dating all the way back to 2013 and trying not to think too hard about whether it notifies participants

turns out i love origami when it’s bugs and spiders

the beauty of microblogging in isolation is that i don’t have to wade through a feed of narcissists any time i engage with this site lol

sweaty insomnia is my father’s name. please, call me sweaty,,

building a brand by developing echolalia

some day i’ll be the emma chamberlain of bear blog

some day i’ll be the cory kennedy of bear blog

hate it when i repeat myself/hate it even more when i notice other people repeating themselves. we have echolalia because time is a flat circle. the thing i’m repeating is ‘time’ btw. timestamp. timetheft. time and half time is money i’m a waste of tiiiiime

we might as well cancel time during winter

“You are the sum total of every post you’ve ever seen, liked, reposted, scoffed at, been told, forgot―it’s all there. Everything influences each of us, and because of that I try to make sure that my posts are positive.”

Maya Angelou

you have to timestamp your jokes before your nemesis steals them

from now on, logging movies on letterboxd without rating them is referred to as The Coward’s Way

keeping the librarians busy

after some tweaks this is now the Perfect Microblog

might have to take fewer photos this year so that backups aren't quite a nightmare #DigitalHoarding

claude this, sora that, the only AI i respect is tamagotchi

building a brand by cultivating sameness